Panic Early, Panic Often
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PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR KNEES AND TAKE A FEW DEEP BREATHS…..
Join the Two Loons as they continue to careen down the path of motherhood. In Cookies for Dinner, co-authors, Pam and Kae shared their experiences of early motherhood. If you thought that getting through the diaper wars and successfully engineering “the potty train” was wild, wait until you read how the Two Loons handle what comes next! Only in Panic Early, Panic Often will you learn what no other “How to be the Perfect Mother” books are willing to share, such as:
•How to banish monsters with nothing but a handful of pocket link
•How to gain security at Chuck E. Cheese
•Unusual Uses for the average household ladder
•How to accept your place in the family hierarchy
•Why swimming lessons may not always be the best idea
•How to graciously accept help from your three year old when going potty
•Why you should never take your children to get your tires rotated
•How to handle it when your child tells everyone you have gone to jail
•How to keep your kids from telling the world you’re an idiot
•Why “family” and “vacation” are two words that should never be used together
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Hilarious and Relatable: “Panic Early, Panic Often” is a delightful collection of true stories that will have moms nodding in recognition and laughing out loud. Kae Allen’s witty anecdotes capture the essence of the chaotic and rewarding journey of motherhood.
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Heartfelt and Candid: In this candid exploration of motherhood, Kae Allen shares heartfelt moments and candid revelations that resonate with the joys and challenges of raising a family. A touching and humorous portrayal of the messy reality of parenting.
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A Mom’s Best Friend: Consider “Panic Early, Panic Often” your new best friend on the rollercoaster ride of motherhood. Kae Allen’s storytelling prowess creates an instant connection, making you feel understood and supported in the unpredictable world of parenting.
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Laughter Therapy for Moms: Need a good laugh? Look no further than “Panic Early, Panic Often.” Allen’s humorous take on the trials and tribulations of motherhood is the perfect remedy for those moments when panic threatens to take over.
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Empowering and Uplifting: “Panic Early, Panic Often” isn’t just a book; it’s a reassuring embrace for moms navigating the whirlwind of raising children. Kae Allen’s empowering stories remind us that we’re not alone in our struggles and that there’s strength in sharing our experiences.